LA Santacon

And the 2024 Start Location is...

Stick with me Santa, we are announcing the start location THIS WEEK! 

For now, keep your calendars marked for THIS Saturday, December 14th, 2024. See you at Noon!

Coming from Out of Town? Where to Stay

Have you polished your jingle bells and dusted off your Santa suit yet? I’m seriously considering an upgrade this year. But let’s be honest—there’s something timeless (and delightfully anonymous) about rocking the classic Santa suit and pants, don’t you think?

Now, I know LA is a sprawling wonderland, and when we say “It’s a Metro year,” you might think Santa could start just about anywhere. You’re not wrong. But don’t worry, I’m not here to spill the tea about our never-before-visited starting location just yet. Stick with me for another week, and all will be revealed.

That said, I can share an insider tip about where to end your night in Santa style. It’s one of the coolest indie hotels in Koreatown: The LINE | LA! And it’s convenient to a Metro stop!

Now before you say, “Is Santa shilling hotel rooms now?” let me assure you, this isn’t some capitalist tie-in. However I did find out they’re offering a jolly good 35% discount through tomorrow (Dec 4)*. Rooms are <$200, even with all the taxes and fees! And since that’s where I, Santa Vescent, will be resting my merry head, I figured I’d let you in on the deal.

Whether you’re staying at The LINE, pitching a tent in the North Pole (or, uh, North Hollywood), or heading back to your cozy sleigh with your polar bear hookup (true story!), we’ll see you in all your jolly glory on Saturday, December 14th at Noon.

Until then, HO!

Santacon 2024 FAQ

Ho Ho Ho! Santa’s Got a Story for You!

There’s a bit of confusion around this year’s Santacon! But no worries – Santa has whipped up a handy FAQ to help you navigate the festivities and maybe dodge a Grinch or two.

What is Santacon?

Santacon is a jolly holiday event. It is part pub crawl, part culture jamming, part costume parade and part surprise adventure. Since 1998, Santacon and all who attended over the years have brought delightful chaos and merriment to Los Angeles. This year two routes are in the works.

Wait… There are TWO Routes for Santacon?

 

Great question, and it’s not just because Santa had too much eggnog. Even Santa didn’t see it coming! In a turn of events, there will be two route options this year on the same date: one route organized by the OG Santacon and the other organized by the Bureau of Kringle Regulation.

What is the Bureau of Kringle Regulation?

The Bureau is a newly formed group that is run by several past Santacon organizers. Santa was told by the members of the Bureau that they were “taking a break” this year from organizing the event. But they seem to have had a change of heart without letting Santa know, which is very naughty. 

So…Why Am I Getting Emails from “Bureau of Kringle Regulation” Santacon?

 

One of the Bureau members, who had been a prior admin for the email list, helped himself to Santa’s expansive Santacon list. Again, that’s very, very naughty. 

Who’s in Charge Here?

Good question! It’s Santa. It’s always Santa. With that in mind, the merry band of past and new organizers are dedicated to keeping the spirit of the OG Santacon alive and well, which is very nice. 

What’s the Difference Between These Two Routes?

In short? The spirit. OG Santa is planning a Santacon true to our roots, with Reindeer Games, classic LA stops, and a commitment to jolliness, kindness, and festivity. We avoid the cookie-cutter sports bars and chain spots, to focus on a route that reflects the magic and quirk of Los Angeles. The rumor amongst the elves in Santa’s Workshop is that the Bureau of Kringle Regulation’s route might be starting in Downtown LA. But Santa knows better than to repeat last year’s starting location. After all, Christmas cheer should be spread out throughout Los Angeles. 

Also, there’s no “License to Kringle” required or any other payment with the OG Santacon.

 

Which One Should I Go To?

You should choose the route best for you. Santa is here to celebrate the season, and you’re welcome to choose your flavor of festivity. If you have enjoyed Santacons of year’s past, then you already know which route is for you. Whichever route you choose, Santa just asks that you are respectful of others and generously tip the bartenders/staff. 

 

Sooo…When is the Real Deal OG Santacon Happening?

Saturday, December 14th, at Noon 

It’s a Metro year! Grab your METRO TAP card (or activate one on your smartphone).  Our starting location will be announced closer to the date here or on one of the official socials below.

Where Can I Find OG Santa’s Official Info?

• Facebook event https://www.facebook.com/events/1698185297687868 

• Substack: santacon.substack.com 

• X (fka Twitter) https://x.com/lasanta 

• Website https://www.heathervescent.com/santacon/ 

• Email [email protected]

And just so you know, Santa’s OG Santacon info will not appear in the LA Santacon FB Group because – fun fact – the Bureau of Kringle Regulation has seized control of the group and restricted who can post within it, which is naughty.

Got more questions? Pop them in the comments and Santa will get back to you. Keep Calm and Ho Ho Ho on December 14th.

Ho!

The Santas of the OG Santacon*

* still with Clowns!