Dear Jerkwads,

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If you don't know me, please do not randomly message me, ok. I do not want to talk to you. I am a busy person and when you IM me you interrupt my focus which is BAD and makes me hate you and the application even more.

If you do feel like messaging me, do the favor of introducing yourself to me first. And no, I don't want to see your cock. Fuck off already.
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BTW - I am in an extra sassy mood, so be-aware. ;)

Love,

-Heather

ps. ok, I know I shouldn't be so harsh with a link to ooVoo me right here on my blog. but if you do ooVoo me because of my blog, you should at least identify yourself as such. Otherwise, how the fuck do I know? I don't actually know you. You might know me, but I don't know that you know me. So please identify yourself and instead of me blocking you, I will probably respond.

Comments

[Dossy]

Hi, Heather,

I'm just a random stranger who found your blog a while ago (I don't remember where ... BlogHer, maybe?) and I'm a sucker for blondes. I'd love to meet you someday, and sigh sadly that you live on the Left coast. :-)

-- Dossy

[heathervescent]

Hey Dossy,

Nice to meet you. (I've noticed you before and checked out your blog/urls). I'm just saying if you IM me, just introduce yourself. ;) I seem to be getting a lot of unsolicited messages. :)

-Heather

[Kim]

If you don't want poeple to ooVoo you, you can replace the "ooVoo me" hyperlink by an "Add me" hyperlink.
You will add someone to your contact list and chat with him/her after it...