We've got an awesome route planned for you using ... the metro!
Since we are not selling sleigh passes, Santa needs some bucks for "special activities" along the route. Snow doesn't grown on trees in SoCal. hint hint! Your small donation of $5-10 funds "special activities." I would never admit to placing jello shots in strategic locations. Or arranging truckloads of snow. Or props for reindeer games. Or smoothing over trouble from that mosh pit in DTLA. To name a few. If you're feeling generous, you can send more.
Paypal what you can to email@example.com.
We'll have a special thank you gift for everyone who donates $10. Please send as "friend/family" money to reduce bank transaction fees. Our jolly cheeks thank you!