Yesterday I came home to find an avocado on the bed. Apparently while I was gone, the dog decided he was hungry (or more likely - wanted some attention) and jumped up and snagged the fruit. What's funny is that there was only one small puncture hole in the avocado and then it was left for naught. I guess the dog didn't want avocado after all. He has recently scored a stick of butter. Ah, the joy of pets.