please go out with my friend

She is one of the totally coolest people I know. Don't be intimidated by her 6 tallness - she has great legs. (I was intimidated by her at first.) Don't worry that she has more power than you just because she rides killer motorcycles. (Her bikes kick my mere Lady Knight's dual side exhaust.) She's a fashion plate, but don't worry she has great taste. If I were a black man over 6 feet tall, I would sweep pinky off her feet and take her to a far away place where she wouldn't be able to celebrate 35 years of kicking ass with her friends. That's ok. That's good. Because I would be very sad if that man existed to steal Pinky #1 away from Pinky #2. But if you do exist - you are a hot black man, taller than 6 feet tall, be incredibly smart, sexy, mature, willing to commit and living in the greater Los Angeles area, please go out with my friend. But wait until after this weekend to ask her out. PS. Pinky, this is payback for the hot asian waiter you introduced me to!

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[pinky the first]

this is what happens when I tell you to "get me a boyfriend for my birthday"????? hahahaha Surely you have a better pic than that???